Pizza hut killin’ it.
BOYS AND GIRLS OF EVERY AGE
[SMASHES THROUGH YOUR WINDOW]
WOULDN’T YOU LIKE TO SEE SOMETHING STRANGE
[PUNCHES A WALL]
COME WITH US AND YOU WILL SEE
[BREAKS ALL OF YOUR ANTIQUE PHOTOS]
THIS OUR TOWN OF HALLOWEEN
It doesn’t matter if [the Doctor] likes me or hates me. I just need to do exactly one thing for you. Doctor, am I right? (…) I need to be good enough for you. That’s why he’s angry. Just in case I’m not.
i just burnt my tongue on my food and it made me realise that sometimes the ones you love hurt you the most
Gwen Stefani be like, “this shit is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S.”
me when I see a train: look there’s a train
android commercial: *proves that they’re better than iphones in every way possible*